1. Gossip isn't a sin. It's
an art!
2. They don't wake up
looking pretty. It takes time and effort. For most of them.
3. They win the argument.
Period.
4. They love Ben and
Jerry's more than "you"
5. They are not ashamed of
crying
6. They must go to the
restrooms in groups
7. Behind every Bitch, there
is a guy who made her that way
8. They love their best
friends more than their boyfriends
9. No matter how does a
girl look or how rude or selfish she is, she has a boyfriend
10. They should be
treated equally with boys when it comes to receiving pay checks but when it
comes to "work", they must be treated like a "girl"
11. They have this thing
called feeling. Don't hurt them!
12. They look good, no
matter what they wear
13. Love may be their first
choice, but money and security factor also give a tough competition.
14. Their eyes are
located in their heads, not on their chest or ass . So when you are not looking
in their eyes, THEY KNOW.
15. They look cute when
they argue.
16. Never ever ask a girl
what she weighs or how old is she, just don't do it.
17. They can understand
your intentions just by the way you touch them.
18. No matter how close
you are to them, they can easily neglect you or can completely forget about you,
if they want.
19. Their heels may look
hot, but they hurt like crap.
20. They hold grudges and
they never forget things you say to them that hurt.
21. No guy wants to marry a
whore. Well, no good girl wants to marry a pimp either.
22. It is funny the way
they hit you and expect it to hurt!
23. The only thing you can
do when a girl cries is to be there, not uttering a single word.
Believe me, you saying
anything will make it only worse.
24. Boys should never use
girls as an object. Girls get scattered. But vice versa is not true or not
necessary or not worthy to mention!
25. If you take their
chocolates, they will get ugly.
26. They aren't all blond
bimbos. So stop treating them like one.
27. They always fish for
compliments!
28. When you have a girl
in your life, things organize themselves. You will no longer be a
dirty-messy-with no-dressing-sense-bachelor.
29. They are unpredictable.
The best way to deal with them is simply not to expect anything.
30. When they say, "let’s
not fight anymore", all you have to do is wait for a day or two!
Great observation dude......!!
ReplyDeleteYou found only 30 points abt girls, there could have been more.. :P
hehe..I listed almost 123 points. but itna likhta to ladkiya jaa le leti so these are the best ones :)
ReplyDeletehmmmmm.....men gossip too,n we look pretty even wen we wake up...love the 7 th one:)..hate no.18..its soo not true..n boy....i seriously agree with all rest..:P gud job..girls make u observe so many things:)))
ReplyDelete@purnima-men gossip,but it's a sin if they do,not for girls :P.n lets not talk about no.18..i can prove it :( newaz girls don't make me observe anything..I feel it's my duty to do so :D
ReplyDeletei really njoyd till d bottom! N i find almost evrythng is true.
ReplyDeleteYah i agree de look good in almost any clothes! De r a cute creture, n r in search of love!
I exprnd 23, u need 2 shut ur mouth till d end.
So good job done!!
I wanna say we cn list down 100s of obvs but no man cn tel u whats boiling at d bottom of thr heart!!
@kalpit -very true brother!thanks a lot for your keen analysis :)
ReplyDeletemy my my...wid evry article,ur writin is juz rockin!!m sure u wil end up wid a novel in a couple f mnths..keep it vry up my buddy!m so proud of u.infact aftr readin all ur articles,i thnk i gonna hv a crush on u :P
ReplyDeleteGood man, i really appreciate your writing from 1st year itself.. and this is ultimate one.. i have too same observations about them.. but u hav d words to explain them n i dont... keep it up.. :)
ReplyDelete@diya-hey thanks :) and d crush part..wow..m so on d cloud!!!!!! :D
ReplyDelete@dadu :tnku..n m der to pen down ur words..dun worry..v r similar in that aspect after all ;)
ReplyDeletebus ab aap, appointment de do sirjee, i hv some querries, which i'm very sure tht, only u can troubleshoot.
ReplyDelete@amit-lol..aapke liye koi baat hai sirjee..jab chahe puch lo :P :)
ReplyDelete@Tushar Bravo dude!!
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