1. Gossip isn't a sin. It's
an art!
2. They don't wake up
looking pretty. It takes time and effort. For most of them.
3. They win the argument.
Period.
4. They love Ben and
Jerry's more than "you"
5. They are not ashamed of
crying
6. They must go to the
restrooms in groups
7. Behind every Bitch, there
is a guy who made her that way
8. They love their best
friends more than their boyfriends
9. No matter how does a
girl look or how rude or selfish she is, she has a boyfriend
10. They should be
treated equally with boys when it comes to receiving pay checks but when it
comes to "work", they must be treated like a "girl"
11. They have this thing
called feeling. Don't hurt them!
12. They look good, no
matter what they wear
13. Love may be their first
choice, but money and security factor also give a tough competition.
14. Their eyes are
located in their heads, not on their chest or ass . So when you are not looking
in their eyes, THEY KNOW.
15. They look cute when
they argue.
16. Never ever ask a girl
what she weighs or how old is she, just don't do it.
17. They can understand
your intentions just by the way you touch them.
18. No matter how close
you are to them, they can easily neglect you or can completely forget about you,
if they want.
19. Their heels may look
hot, but they hurt like crap.
20. They hold grudges and
they never forget things you say to them that hurt.
21. No guy wants to marry a
whore. Well, no good girl wants to marry a pimp either.
22. It is funny the way
they hit you and expect it to hurt!
23. The only thing you can
do when a girl cries is to be there, not uttering a single word.
Believe me, you saying
anything will make it only worse.
24. Boys should never use
girls as an object. Girls get scattered. But vice versa is not true or not
necessary or not worthy to mention!
25. If you take their
chocolates, they will get ugly.
26. They aren't all blond
bimbos. So stop treating them like one.
27. They always fish for
compliments!
28. When you have a girl
in your life, things organize themselves. You will no longer be a
dirty-messy-with no-dressing-sense-bachelor.
29. They are unpredictable.
The best way to deal with them is simply not to expect anything.
30. When they say, "let’s
not fight anymore", all you have to do is wait for a day or two!
